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		<title>Why you should NOT cheat on your partner&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Goldschmidt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story: Apparently the owner of the BMW M3 (’Mr A’) was sleeping with another guy’s wife (’Mrs B’). ‘Mr B’ found out about ‘Mr A’ sleeping with his wife… was a little psycho… and decided to take this frustration out on the M3… (Not cool !!!!) Location: North Carolina, United States of America. Update: A [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Story:</strong></span> Apparently the owner of the BMW M3 (’Mr A’) was sleeping with another guy’s wife (’Mrs B’). ‘Mr B’ found out about ‘Mr A’ sleeping with his wife… was a little psycho… and decided to take this frustration out on the M3… (Not cool !!!!)</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Location:</strong></span> North Carolina, United States of America.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Update:</strong></span> A little update to the story… Mr A’s brother contacted via email, and asked me to remove the licence plate numbers (so no more psychos can get to them…) and told me that my story is actually a <em>little</em> wrong… Mrs B was actually recently divorced. It was the psycho <strong>recent-ex-husband</strong> (’Mr B’) that trashed the car…</p>
<p><em>Click on the pictures to open a larger image in a new window.</em></p>
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<td><a href="http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/5043/car019aq.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/852/thumbcar017dy.jpg" border="0" alt="That is just a little scratch on the boot there, Nothing you can" /></a></td>
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<td>That is just a little scratch on the boot there, Nothing you can&#8217;t get out&#8230; Smashed Back Window&#8230;</td>
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<td><a href="http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/4826/car025dd.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/704/thumbcar020nb.jpg" border="0" alt="Nice Dent in the middle of the bonnet... (Slightly censored image...)" /></a></td>
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<td>Nice Dent in the middle of the bonnet&#8230; (Slightly censored image&#8230;)</td>
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<td><a href="http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6929/car035sh.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/8391/thumbcar039ke.jpg" border="0" alt="A couple of scrathes down the side, and a broken window..." /></a></td>
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<td>A couple of scrathes down the side, and a broken window&#8230;</td>
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<td><a href="http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/9870/car048yx.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/6111/thumbcar047hw.jpg" border="0" alt="Another Nice Dent... This time in the middle of the roof..." /></a></td>
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<td>Another Nice Dent&#8230; This time in the middle of the roof&#8230;</td>
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<td><a href="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4135/car057ad.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4135/car057ad.jpg" width="400" height="205" border="0" alt="Smashed Windscreen, broken Side Mirror, Smashed windows &amp; a fresh coat of Paint on the side... " /></a></td>
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<td>Smashed Windscreen, broken Side Mirror, Smashed windows &amp; a fresh coat of Paint on the side&#8230;</td>
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<td><a href="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6732/car065uo.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6732/car065uo.jpg" width="400" height="267" border="0" alt="Ummm... It looks like some of that paint ended up on the inside of the M3 as well..." /></a></td>
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<td>Ummm&#8230; It looks like some of that paint ended up on the inside of the M3 as well&#8230;</td>
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<td><a href="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/3461/car071va.jpg" target="_blank" rel="lightbox[5]"><img src="http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/2614/thumbcar079cq.jpg" border="0" alt="I would say that quite a lot of that paint ended up on the inside of the M3..." /></a></td>
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<td>I would say that quite a lot of that paint ended up on the inside of the M3&#8230;</td>
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<p><strong>O MY GOSH !!!!!! If this ever happened to my car… I don’t even know what I would do.</p>
<p>(But it would not be pretty…)</strong></p>
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